Al Quote #384

Quote from Al in Say Goodnight, Gracie

Al: Well, Heidi and I used the Binford 61 miniature lathe to shape the post for our canopy bed.
Tim: When using small tools like this, it's a great idea to use magnifying glasses so you can see what you're doing. [Tim, Al & Heidi all don magnifying glasses] I can actually see the cameraman's brain from here. While these guys finish the posts for the bed, I'm gonna use more glue on my table top here.
Al: Now, the great thing about these microtools is that they allow you to shape your posts almost effortlessly. [Tim's hand sticks to the table] All right, Heidi, why don't you finish that up while we, uh, check in with Tim. Tim, you OK?
Tim: Mm-hmm. Yes.
Al: Where's the dining-room table?
Tim: Here.
Al: All right. Now... Well, let go.
[Tim gets a screwdriver and slides it under his hand that's glued to the little table. As Tim breaks free, the table swings up and hits Al on the forehead, sticking to him.]
Tim: Wait. What happened to all those chairs?
[When Tim turns around, he has four miniature chairs stuck to his shirt]
Al: We'll be right back after these words from Binford.

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 ‘Say Goodnight, Gracie’ Quotes

Quote from Randy

Jill: Hey, guys. Did, um, any of you see Tool Time today?
Randy: Unfortunately, yes.
Mark: Dad's lost it.
Brad: Yeah, it was his second girlie Tool Time in a row. I mean, what's next, a Pantyhose Week? Or a "Salute to Feminine Hygiene"?
Randy: I don't know about you, but I stop watching the day Dad turns to Al and says, "Do you feel fresh?"

Quote from Randy

Tim: [deep voice] No. Leave the girl alone. Give me my bamboo. My bamboo.
Gracie: Oh, Mr. Panda, thank you so much from saving me from Mr. Monkey.
Tim: Oh, don't thank me. Thank Mr. Tiger.
Gracie: That's Mr. Lion Cub.
Tim: Sorry. I've never been a lion cub before.
Randy: Well, I have. You know, I gotta tell you, it's a tough gig. Everyone expects you to be king.

Quote from Jill

Tim: I started thinking about what we missed by not having a daughter.
Jill: This from the man who used a magnifying glass on every one of my sonograms, praying for a prenatal winkie?