Al: Well, Heidi and I used the Binford 61 miniature lathe to shape the post for our canopy bed.
Tim: When using small tools like this, it's a great idea to use magnifying glasses so you can see what you're doing. [Tim, Al & Heidi all don magnifying glasses] I can actually see the cameraman's brain from here. While these guys finish the posts for the bed, I'm gonna use more glue on my table top here.
Al: Now, the great thing about these microtools is that they allow you to shape your posts almost effortlessly. [Tim's hand sticks to the table] All right, Heidi, why don't you finish that up while we, uh, check in with Tim. Tim, you OK?
Tim: Mm-hmm. Yes.
Al: Where's the dining-room table?
Tim: Here.
Al: All right. Now... Well, let go.
[Tim gets a screwdriver and slides it under his hand that's glued to the little table. As Tim breaks free, the table swings up and hits Al on the forehead, sticking to him.]
Tim: Wait. What happened to all those chairs?
[When Tim turns around, he has four miniature chairs stuck to his shirt]
Al: We'll be right back after these words from Binford.