Randy Quote #385

Quote from Randy in Say Goodnight, Gracie

Tim: [deep voice] No. Leave the girl alone. Give me my bamboo. My bamboo.
Gracie: Oh, Mr. Panda, thank you so much from saving me from Mr. Monkey.
Tim: Oh, don't thank me. Thank Mr. Tiger.
Gracie: That's Mr. Lion Cub.
Tim: Sorry. I've never been a lion cub before.
Randy: Well, I have. You know, I gotta tell you, it's a tough gig. Everyone expects you to be king.


 ‘Say Goodnight, Gracie’ Quotes

Quote from Randy

Jill: Hey, guys. Did, um, any of you see Tool Time today?
Randy: Unfortunately, yes.
Mark: Dad's lost it.
Brad: Yeah, it was his second girlie Tool Time in a row. I mean, what's next, a Pantyhose Week? Or a "Salute to Feminine Hygiene"?
Randy: I don't know about you, but I stop watching the day Dad turns to Al and says, "Do you feel fresh?"

Quote from Tim

Jill: You went to an adoption agency?
Tim: No, no. I just called a few on my lunch hour. I wouldn't do that without you.
Jill: Well, that's good because I don't want to go to an adoption agency. I don't want to have another child.
Tim: If you need time to think about this, take all the time you want.
Jill: OK... no. And I want you to take this "no" seriously this time.
Tim: If I took it seriously every time you said no, we wouldn't have any kids.

Quote from Jill

Tim: I started thinking about what we missed by not having a daughter.
Jill: This from the man who used a magnifying glass on every one of my sonograms, praying for a prenatal winkie?