Wilson Quote #249
Quote from Wilson in Fear of Flying
Wilson: Don't panic, Jill. I'll just readjust the mixture. [engine starts] And I'll level the course. There. That's better.
Tim: I'm sorry, everybody. Is there something I can do, Wilson?
Wilson: Well, actually, Tim, there's a very special job I have for you.
Tim: Great. What is it?
Wilson: Take your hands...
Tim: Got them.
Wilson: Place them firmly under your butt...
Tim: OK.
Wilson: And leave them there for the rest of the flight.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Fear of Flying’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, Jill, as an experienced pilot, I can assure you that learning with a licensed instructor is quite safe.
Jill: I didn't know you were a pilot.
Wilson: Oh, yes, indeedy. I've logged over a 1,000 hours since I flew spy planes during the war.
Jill: You were a spy?
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Jill: Which war?
Wilson: I'm not at liberty to say.
Quote from Jill
Mark: And they let us go up in one of those turboprops.
Jill: Ooh! One of those simulator things?
Tim: No. A little plane.
Jill: You took him up in a little plane?
Tim & Mark: Yeah.
Jill: Those things are disasters waiting to happen. They're like Tool Time with wings.
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know what happens when a mother babies her son like this? He turns into Al.