Quote from Wilson in Fear of Flying
Wilson: Don't panic, Jill. I'll just readjust the mixture. [engine starts] And I'll level the course. There. That's better. Tim: I'm sorry, everybody. Is there something I can do, Wilson? Wilson: Well, actually, Tim, there's a very special job I have for you. Tim: Great. What is it? Wilson: Take your hands... Tim: Got them. Wilson: Place them firmly under your butt... Tim: OK. Wilson: And leave them there for the rest of the flight.