Tim Quote #1509
Quote from Tim in Super Bowl Fever
Tim: But I also spent an hour making this special tea. It's supposed to cure nausea. I think you'll love it. It's real hot, be careful.
Jill: Does it have caffeine in it?
Tim: No.
Jill: Good, 'cause I don't want to get a buzz.
Tim: You might get a buzz. You might even get hives. That tea's made out of boiled bees.
Jill: [spits] Oh, come on.
Tim: No, come on, it's an ancient Chinese remedy for nausea. Wilson gave it to me. It's not easy working with bees, let me tell you. Look at that, huh? Some of those bees were still alive.
Jill: Oh, Tim. Is this your idea of taking care of me?
Tim: It's better than rubbing your head for four hours, and you ending up dead in a shoebox.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Super Bowl Fever’ Quotes
Quote from Benny
Larry: Hey, Benny, turn on the surround sound just for the touchdown.
Al: Not too loud.
Benny: Is this the one? [sparks fly]
Tim: Hey, Benny!
Benny: Let me guess. You hooked it up yourself?
Quote from Benny
Benny: [gets under the covers] Hey, Jill. Would you like some hot sausage? It'll sweat the fever right out of you.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Yeah, it's today. And Jill's all bent out of shape. Kicked my friends out. I had some guys over to watch the Super Bowl, she didn't like it 'cause she got flu.
Wilson: Mm. You know, I've got a touch of that myself, Tim. That's why I'm boiling up some bees.
Tim: Yeah. Boy, I'd swear I just heard you say "boiling up some bees." [laughs]
Wilson: Well, you know, I did. See, you steep the bees for 45 minutes in boiling water. Then you drink the liquid. It's an ancient Chinese remedy for nausea.
Tim: Sounds like an ancient Chinese cause of nausea.
Wilson: No, no, no, no, no, Tim. It makes a very delightful bee tea. The best part is, you don't have to add honey. [chuckles]