Tim Quote #810
Quote from Tim in The Great Race
Tim: Welcome to this special edition of Tool Time. I'm Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. You know my assistant, Al. We're here at beautiful Memorial Park, ready for the big race with Bob Vila. I've got this little helmet-cam, so you'll all see exactly what I see. Hey, Bob. Who do you think is going to win the race, huh?
Bob Vila: It's for charity, Tim. The real winners are the children.
Tim: Of course they are, Bob. The winners are the kids. In second place, me. In a distant third, Bob. Oh, boy.
Al: What are you doing, Tim?
Tim: Trying to show the folks at home if there's any critters crawling around in your beard.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Great Race’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: Yeah, thanks, Officer. I'll make sure I get those tickets for Tool Time for you. You bet. So... how was your day?
Jill: Well... When I heard on the news that there was a lawn mower running amuck down I-96, with a police helicopter in hot pursuit, I thought to myself, "Could this be my husband?" Are you all right?
Tim: Pretty good chance of that. Yeah, I'm all right. There's good news and bad news. The bad news is... I got a ticket and they impounded the lawn mower.
Jill: What's the good news?
Tim: Good news is... I mowed 40 lawns and made 186 bucks.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Oh, ignore him. He's always in a snit when Bob Vila's on the show.
Karen: Isn't he the guy that has that national tool show that Tim ripped off?
Tim: Don't start, Karen, please. All I've heard all week long is, "Bob Vila this, Bob Vila that." What does Bob Vila have that I don't?
Karen: High ratings.
Jill: Fans.
Karen: Big salary.
Tim: Are you through?
Jill: Oh, pookie. We're just kidding. Remember, you have something to be proud of that Bob Vila does not have.
Tim: Oh, yeah. What?
Jill: Al.
Quote from Tim
Al: Well, you know, Bob is also here to promote one of my favorite charities.
Tim: The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Flannel.