Tim: Welcome to this special edition of Tool Time. I'm Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. You know my assistant, Al. We're here at beautiful Memorial Park, ready for the big race with Bob Vila. I've got this little helmet-cam, so you'll all see exactly what I see. Hey, Bob. Who do you think is going to win the race, huh?
Bob Vila: It's for charity, Tim. The real winners are the children.
Tim: Of course they are, Bob. The winners are the kids. In second place, me. In a distant third, Bob. Oh, boy.
Al: What are you doing, Tim?
Tim: Trying to show the folks at home if there's any critters crawling around in your beard.