Tim: I'm gonna rewire that dishwasher. Do you still have that compressor for sale?
Wilson: No, no, no. Traded that for a set of snow tires and an accordion.
Tim: Shoot.
Wilson: Dishwasher broken, huh?
Tim: No. I'm just gonna show my wife who's man of this house.
Wilson: Mm-hmm-hmm.
Tim: I told her I was gonna rewire that dishwasher, she jumps all over me. Sometimes I don't know about her.

Jill: Keep the boys off the phone. I think I'm gonna hear about that job.
Tim: Honey, actually...
Jill: I am so excited. Oh, gosh, you wouldn't believe it. It was the best interview ever. [kisses Tim]
Tim: Really? Today?
Jill: Oh, yeah. I nailed it. There is no way on Earth that I am not gonna get this job.
Tim: The Earth is such a big place.

Tim: Hey, guys. My show is on. Come on and watch.
Brad: No, thanks.
Randy: We're playing.
Tim: Oh... Jill.
Jill: Yeah.
Tim: I got a spot all warmed up on the couch. Tool Time's ready to begin. Come on.
Jill: Couldn't get the boys to watch, huh?
Tim: They were a little busy.
Jill: So am I.
Tim: Well, your loss. It's a great episode. Classic. I'm showing everybody how to install a deadbolt lock. Yeah.