Randy: Hey, Brad, guess what I got. The girls' "best and worst" list.
Brad: I can't believe you got that.
Mark: What is it?
Brad: All the the girls in the high school pass around this list that says what they like about guys, like best hair, best eyes, best personality...
Randy: And guess who has best butt.
Brad: No way. Let me see.
Randy: Look all you want. [turns around]
Brad: Not your butt, idiot. The list.
Brad: I can't believe I'm not on here. How could I lose "best eyebrows" to Joey Pagoonis? He only has one.