Brad: Whoa. Mom really wanted Mark to be a girl.
Randy: Yeah. I think we can have some fun with this. Oh, uh... Mark! Come on in here.
Mark: What do you want?
Randy: Buddy... have a seat. [Brad sighs] Well, we just found out some awful news from Dad, and we wanted to tell you before you heard it from a stranger.
Mark: What?
Randy: Well, Dad told us that when Mom had you, she really wanted a girl.
Mark: You're lying.
Brad: He just showed us the pink blanket she made for you.
Mark: He did not.
Randy: Yeah, you know how she's always saying she wants to bake with you.
Brad: And how she's always taking you shopping.
Randy: She's pretending you're her daughter.