Randy Quote #109
Quote from Randy in Maybe, Baby
Brad: Whoa. Mom really wanted Mark to be a girl.
Randy: Yeah. I think we can have some fun with this. Oh, uh... Mark! Come on in here.
Mark: What do you want?
Randy: Buddy... have a seat. [Brad sighs] Well, we just found out some awful news from Dad, and we wanted to tell you before you heard it from a stranger.
Mark: What?
Randy: Well, Dad told us that when Mom had you, she really wanted a girl.
Mark: You're lying.
Brad: He just showed us the pink blanket she made for you.
Mark: He did not.
Randy: Yeah, you know how she's always saying she wants to bake with you.
Brad: And how she's always taking you shopping.
Randy: She's pretending you're her daughter.
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‘Maybe, Baby’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: We never actually said that we weren't gonna have another baby.
Tim: I've said it. I know I've talked about it. I mentioned it on Tool Time.
Jill: Oh, great. So 11 people know about it?
Tim: You remember babies at all? Dirty diapers. Colic? 2 am feedings. 3 am feedings. I don't have the energy for that anymore.
Jill: You don't have the energy to say, "Wake up, Jill, the baby wants you"?
Quote from Randy
Tim: I thought you guys weren't supposed to watch that Goosebump Theater. Doesn't it give you nightmares?
Randy: Well, Tool Time gives us nightmares, and you make us watch that.
Tim: Hey, he's going after those guys with a Binford 5100 chain saw. That's a chain saw and a half. Good choice, ghoul.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Dobry dyen, good neighbor.
Tim: Huh?
Wilson: That's Russian for "hi-de-ho." I'm playing chess by mail with a grand master in Moscow.
Tim: Got a minute?
Wilson: Tim, I am your pawn.
Tim: Jill wants to have another baby.
Wilson: Well, Tim, I'm not sure I can help you there.
Tim: That's not the area I'm having trouble with. [grunts]