Lorelai Quote #1829
Quote from Lorelai in Emily Says Hello
Lorelai: Oh, well, very funny story. Back at the Independence Inn there was this couple and they would come in all the time and steal the bathrobes, they would make Michel crazy. So, today-
Luke: Up.
Lorelai: Right. So today, they showed up-
Luke: Who?
Lorelai: The Bathrobe Bandits. They showed up and they stayed and then they were checking out and then, get this, the bellboy comes running over and tells me to "Come quick, there's a situation in the lobby". And so I come running to the lobby-
Luke: You can put your plate down.
Lorelai: Right. So I run to the lobby and Michel is being chased and the wife is calling the cops and I comped their room and gave them free bathrobes to stop the yelling and the calling... And this is a very bad story.
Luke: It wasn't that bad.
Lorelai: No, this is the second time I've told it. Both times, crickets.
Lorelai: I mean, Rory and Christopher looked at me like I was Pauly Shore.
Luke: Christopher?
Lorelai: Rory's Dad. He came for lunch today. I had lunch with him today. And Rory. Had lunch with Rory and Christopher. And G.G., his daughter with Sherry, he brought her 'cause Sherry moved to France and he's a full time dad now and we all had lunch. All of us, together, today. And when I told the Bathrobe Bandit story they all acted like that. Except G.G., who spit up, 'cause she's a baby. That's what they do.
Luke: Okay.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Emily Says Hello’ Quotes
Quote from Michel
Michel: There's a couple here I thought I recognized but I was not sure. So I consulted an old guest ledger from the Independence Inn and found a physical description that confirmed their identities.
Lorelai: Physical description?
Michel: Yes. I had described them with astonishing accuracy, down to the crooked eyes and unsightly moles.
Lorelai: You have a system of describing what people's moles look like?
Michel: Mm-hmm. Moles, freckles, estimate of weight, are they buxom, is their chin cleft, do they walk with any sort of limp, et cetera, et cetera. But this is beside the point. You remember the Bathrobe Bandits.
Lorelai: [gasps] No.
Michel: The married couple, from Massachusetts that stole bathrobes from the Independence Inn every time they came. We called them the Bathrobe Bandits. They are here.
Lorelai: Did they bring their moles?
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: She was so serious. You know how she gets really serious, like when she saw The Way We Were and she couldn't believe that Hubbell was going to leave Katie after she had the baby?
Sookie: Oh, I remember. She talked about it for weeks.
Lorelai: "How could he do that? She was the only one who cared about the blacklisting. She was the only one who thought he could write a novel." On and on and on. That's the face she had on today.
Quote from Sookie
Lorelai: Sookie! Honey, what's wrong?
Sookie: [sobs] I just- It's just- It's just so sad! Ugh!
Lorelai: People magazine! Jackson, you know we don't allow soft human interest stories around Sookie when she's pregnant!
Jackson: She must have snuck it in!
Sookie: I just felt like they were perfect for each other, you know?
Lorelai: Uh-huh. Who, honey?
Sookie: The two of them! The one with the hair, and the teeth, and the... you know!
Jackson: Who's got hair and teeth?
Sookie: And the Divine Brown thing that happened, and bammo! Their loves in the toilet!
Lorelai: We're talking Elizabeth Hurley and Hugh Grant.