Lane Quote #214
Quote from Lane in The Party's Over
Kyon: Mrs. Kim does not want me to watch the television!
Lane: And how would she know?
Kyon: Because, there's a little machine in the television set that will tell her what I watch!
Lane: Ha!
Kyon: What ha?
Lane: That machine does not exist.
Kyon: It does not?
Lane: Nope. It took me fifteen years to figure it out, but that's the truth.
Kyon: So she cannot know?
Lane: She also cannot smell fast food on you even after you've showered.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘The Party's Over’ Quotes
Quote from Paris
Paris: Ever since word leaked out about me and Asher, every faculty member over fifty thinks I'm easy.
Rory: Paris, I don't think Prady's hitting on you.
Paris: You are so naive. He's practically licking his lips. You sleep with one old guy, and suddenly you're Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Quote from Richard
Lorelai: Mm, God it smells good.
Rory: I love a good steak on a stick.
Richard: Me, too.
Lorelai: We should form a club.
Rory: Steak-On-A-Stick club.
Richard: We could have t-shirts made up.
Rory: Grandpa, I've never seen you wear a t-shirt.
Richard: Well, I've just never found a proper occasion.
Lorelai: Hmm. To the proper occasion.
Richard: Ah, I'll drink to that.
Quote from Emily
Emily: I knew I smelled something, you're barbecuing!
Richard: So what?
Emily: So what? The agreement was the girls have drinks with you and dinners with me!
Richard: We are having drinks. Drinks and appetizers.
Emily: Those are not appetizers! Those are skewers!
Lorelai: Little skewers.
Rory: Little tiny skewers.
Emily: This is not tiny!
Lorelai: Mom, that's mine!
Emily: This is a main course and a cheap way of cheating me out of my dinner.
Richard: You are the most paranoid woman I've ever met.
Emily: I highly doubt that.