Lorelai Quote #1808
Quote from Lorelai in The Party's Over
Lorelai: [on the phone] Do you have a pencil?
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: 'Cause there are twelve ways out of that house that they don't know about. Write this down. First, the basement. It's a little dusty, but almost foolproof. If you can't get there, grab a screwdriver and jimmy the back of my mother's closet. There's a false back.
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: And if they haven't trimmed the trees yet, the second guest bathroom window opens out onto the massive elm and you can shimmy right down.
Rory: I am not going to shimmy. I don't need to sneak out, it's fine.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘The Party's Over’ Quotes
Quote from Paris
Paris: Ever since word leaked out about me and Asher, every faculty member over fifty thinks I'm easy.
Rory: Paris, I don't think Prady's hitting on you.
Paris: You are so naive. He's practically licking his lips. You sleep with one old guy, and suddenly you're Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Quote from Richard
Lorelai: Mm, God it smells good.
Rory: I love a good steak on a stick.
Richard: Me, too.
Lorelai: We should form a club.
Rory: Steak-On-A-Stick club.
Richard: We could have t-shirts made up.
Rory: Grandpa, I've never seen you wear a t-shirt.
Richard: Well, I've just never found a proper occasion.
Lorelai: Hmm. To the proper occasion.
Richard: Ah, I'll drink to that.
Quote from Emily
Emily: I knew I smelled something, you're barbecuing!
Richard: So what?
Emily: So what? The agreement was the girls have drinks with you and dinners with me!
Richard: We are having drinks. Drinks and appetizers.
Emily: Those are not appetizers! Those are skewers!
Lorelai: Little skewers.
Rory: Little tiny skewers.
Emily: This is not tiny!
Lorelai: Mom, that's mine!
Emily: This is a main course and a cheap way of cheating me out of my dinner.
Richard: You are the most paranoid woman I've ever met.
Emily: I highly doubt that.