Sookie Quote #189
Quote from Sookie in Last Week Fights, This Week Tights
Jackson: They're the best I've got.
Sookie: That's sad for you and the whole vegetable industry.
Jackson: They're the best in the state. I stand by them.
Sookie: They're puny. They're tasteless.
Jackson: Puny? These are not puny.
Sookie: If they're small enough to shove up our son's nose, they're too small!
Jackson: No way could you shove one of these up Davey's nose.
Sookie: Bet you five bucks.
Jackson: Get him in here!
Lorelai: Hey, guys. You probably shouldn't shove a radish up your son's nose. Just thinking out loud.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Last Week Fights, This Week Tights’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: What is going on here?
Lorelai: What are you talking about? I'm trying to get her to fess up to the separation.
Rory: Not you. Me! Am I cloaked in loneliness or something? Everybody has been pestering me about my love life this week.
Lorelai: That was not about you. It was about evading my questions. It's a classic Sun Tzu Art of War maneuver. If you're being attacked from the east, attack whoever's to your west, and you were the west. I never read the book. It's full of crap like that.
Quote from Lorelai
Kirk: I don't call that a "maypole." I'd call that a "maybe-not pole."
Lorelai: What's with him?
Miss Patty: He's mad because I made Chrissy my dance captain over him.
Lorelai: Kirk has forty-three jobs.
Quote from Rory
Rory: It's only hitting me now. My classes are done. Done. I don't have to think about Chaucer or Euclid or Kafka or Machiavelli for months. I can just think about Jane magazine and why did Uma wear that dress. Fun stuff like that.
Dean: You'll still think about Kafka and probably Chaucer.
Rory: Probably. But those other two bozos are history. You hear me? History!