Luke Quote #235
Lorelai: What? You're getting a mail-order divorce?
Luke: These are the papers we had drawn up before. I just have to sign them.
Lorelai: And you're signing them in there?
Luke: There's a notary in there.
Lorelai: Luke, that is a Mail Boxes Etc.
Luke: So?
Lorelai: So, you buy envelopes at a Mail Boxes Etc. You don't get divorced at a Mail Boxes Etc.
Luke: Why not?
Lorelai: Because, I don't- It's not dignified.
Luke: Well, crapping out in a marriage isn't that dignified, either, but I did that.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Afterboom’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: Ready?
Lorelai: Okay. Wait. Just wait. We can still leave.
Rory: No.
Lorelai: Rory, right now is the point in the horror movie where the entire audience is yelling, "Don't go in there."
Quote from Kirk
Lorelai: I need stamps.
Kirk: Well, your timing is perfect. The breakfast-food series just came out last week. Look at the dancing toast. Aren't they a kick? And here is our cartoon series.
Lorelai: Hey, do you have any Lucille Balls left?
Kirk: Yes, I have some Balls.