Luke Quote #229
Quote from Luke in Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin' The Twist
Luke: I am wearing someone else's socks.
Lorelai: I'm sorry, I need more.
Luke: I spent the night at Nicole's place.
Lorelai: Also known as "your place".
Luke: Got up a little late, grabbed a pair of socks, and it wasn't until I was halfway to work that I realized they were someone else's socks.
Lorelai: And you're sure about this?
Luke: Hey, if there's one thing in this life I am sure about, it's my socks. I buy the same brand in bulk, and I've been doing this for as long as I can remember. My socks are all white with a red stripe. These are white with a gold stripe and some sort of fruity padding in the toe.
Lorelai: Maybe they're Jess' socks.
Luke: They are not Jess' socks.
Lorelai: Well, maybe when you went to the laundromat, someone accidentally left a pair of socks in the dryer, and then your-
Luke: I don't go to a laundromat.
Lorelai: Maybe they're Nicole's socks. You know, her gym socks or... You're not wearing your socks.
Luke: I am not wearing my socks.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin' The Twist’ Quotes
Quote from Paris
Paris: This is the kind of cold you read about in a Dickens novel. We should be in a workhouse or shilling for Fagin.
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: You're not worried, are you? Because I'm just going for the sun and to read, nothing more.
Lorelai: I know, I know. It's just it's always the good kids who've never had a drink that take one sip of Kahlua and fall out of a window.
Rory: So you're sad you never taught me how to drink?
Lorelai: Exactly!
Rory: Well, grab a bottle and some quarters and let's go.
Lorelai: No falling out of windows.
Rory: Not even a first floor one.
Lorelai: And don't drink. And after you're done not drinking, drink tons of water and take two aspirin before you go to bed.
Rory: Got it.
Lorelai: And take Paris with you everywhere. Not much can happen with that girl along.
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: [on the phone] It just got to be way too much fun.
Lorelai: Yeah? How much is "too much?"
Rory: I had a drink.
Lorelai: And?
Rory: Paris and I took turns throwing up.
Lorelai: That's the way you girls will find yourselves a husband.
Rory: It was fine. Aspirin, tons of water, mac and cheese.
Lorelai: Ahh, my baby's discovered her first hangover food. I wish I had a picture to put next to your clay handprint.
Rory: I think I still have the box.
Lorelai: Send it to me.