Luke: I am wearing someone else's socks.
Lorelai: I'm sorry, I need more.
Luke: I spent the night at Nicole's place.
Lorelai: Also known as "your place".
Luke: Got up a little late, grabbed a pair of socks, and it wasn't until I was halfway to work that I realized they were someone else's socks.
Lorelai: And you're sure about this?
Luke: Hey, if there's one thing in this life I am sure about, it's my socks. I buy the same brand in bulk, and I've been doing this for as long as I can remember. My socks are all white with a red stripe. These are white with a gold stripe and some sort of fruity padding in the toe.
Lorelai: Maybe they're Jess' socks.
Luke: They are not Jess' socks.
Lorelai: Well, maybe when you went to the laundromat, someone accidentally left a pair of socks in the dryer, and then your-
Luke: I don't go to a laundromat.
Lorelai: Maybe they're Nicole's socks. You know, her gym socks or... You're not wearing your socks.
Luke: I am not wearing my socks.