Emily Quote #306
Quote from Emily in Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels
Emily: What is Rory doing here?
Rory: Hi, Grandma.
Emily: You weren't supposed to bring Rory.
Lorelai: You're really helping the kid's self-esteem here, Mom.
Emily: You don't know one man that would be willing to spend the evening with you?
Lorelai: I thought you liked Rory.
Emily: We do like Rory but we're short of men.
Lorelai: Well so am I.
Emily: Honestly, Lorelai. It's not your looks that keep them away. Think about that.
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‘Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: I think we're late.
Lorelai: We're not late.
Rory: Well, Grandma said dinner starts at six.
Lorelai: Yeah, well that means seven.
Rory: In what universe?
Lorelai: They invite you at six knowing you won't be here until seven so dinner won't start until eight. Actually we're early.
Quote from Lorelai
Lane: Hey, did somebody sit on me just now?
Lorelai: No, why?
Lane: My hip hurts.
Lorelai: Oh, getting old. [looks at the open oven] Hey, did anyone ever think that maybe Sylvia Plath wasn't crazy, she was just cold?
Quote from Jess
Luke: Jess, we have to do something about this.
Jess: Like what?
Luke: I don't know. We have to say something.
Jess: Like what?
Luke: He's a grown man with an Etch-A-Sketch!
Jess: So shake him real hard. Maybe he'll disappear.