Lorelai Quote #1211
Quote from Lorelai in A Tale of Poes and Fire
Lorelai: Okay, let's see. Looks like Harvard definitely has the smallest class sizes.
Rory: Okay, we've got our first entry here. It's a pro for Harvard.
Lorelai: Whoa, those are not the final official pro/con lists.
Rory: Why? What's wrong with them?
Lorelai: The lines are crooked, the printing's all sloppy. Harvard, Princeton and Yale cannot see them looking like that.
Rory: They're not going to see our pro/con lists.
Lorelai: [chuckles] What if they subpoena them?
Rory: Then I'll roll 'em up in a ball and eat 'em.
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‘A Tale of Poes and Fire’ Quotes
Quote from Paris
Rory: Okay, you've got to stop doing this.
Paris: What happened? Harvard was my destiny. I was flipping through Harvard class schedules when you were still delighting to The Adventures of Gumby and Pokie.
Rory: I was more of a Pee Wee Herman kind of gal.
Paris: It's partly my parents' fault, they didn't brand me properly. I should've been at the 92nd Street Y or Brick Church.
Rory: Prep schools?
Paris: Pre-schools. It decides everything. But I'm not totally blameless. I found a spot in my interview that I'm sure doomed me.
Rory: You recorded your Harvard interview?
Paris: The plan was to archive everything, then donate it to the university upon my demise. Little did I expect that my demise would come this early.
Quote from Kirk
Kirk: Good morning, ladies. May I interest you in a shirt?
Lorelai: Oh, Kirk. You're not selling your laundry again, are ya?
Kirk: No, these are part of my latest money-making endeavor. I'm going to print daily T-shirts featuring a humorous topical headline of something I witness around town.
Rory: Neat.
Kirk: I got the idea when I read about something a man was doing in Portland.
Rory: What was he doing?
Kirk: He was printing daily T-shirts featuring a humorous topical headline of something he witnessed around town.
Quote from Miss Patty
Miss Patty: [answers phone] [refined accent] Hello, this is the Independence Inn emergency headquarters.
I'm Miss Patty, I'll be assisting you today. How may I help you? The printer will be here in half an hour, I'll let him know. Thank you. Goodbye. [hangs up] The printer will...
Michel: I heard, and you've got to shorten your greeting.
Miss Patty: What?
Michel: You do not need to recite the Gettysburg Address every time you answer the phone.
Miss Patty: I was Ricardo Montalban's receptionist for six months and he never complained.
Michel: Who?
Miss Patty: Don't make me hit you.