Quote from Kirk in A Tale of Poes and Fire
Kirk: Good morning, ladies. May I interest you in a shirt? Lorelai: Oh, Kirk. You're not selling your laundry again, are ya? Kirk: No, these are part of my latest money-making endeavor. I'm going to print daily T-shirts featuring a humorous topical headline of something I witness around town. Rory: Neat. Kirk: I got the idea when I read about something a man was doing in Portland. Rory: What was he doing? Kirk: He was printing daily T-shirts featuring a humorous topical headline of something he witnessed around town.