Lorelai Quote #1035
Quote from Lorelai in They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?
Lorelai: [on the phone] Hello?... What? Oh, no no, don't tell me that... Did you tell her how big the trophy is, because I am really not exaggerating here... How did your wife get a picture of me? Stanley, that is crazy! I don't wanna sleep with you... Did you tell her I don't wanna sleep with you? Put her on the phone. I'll tell her I don't wanna sleep with you... Somebody has to tell her I don't wanna sleep with you... Why are you insulted all of a sudden?... Stanley? [hangs up] Great.
Rory: What happened?
Lorelai: Stanley bailed.
Rory: No! Why?
Lorelai: Apparently, Miss Patty showed his wife a picture of me, and she thinks I look like Elizabeth Taylor, which makes her Debbie Reynolds, and Stanley Eddie Fisher.
Rory: That's crazy.
Lorelai: Especially if you've seen Stanley. He's no Eddie Fisher, trust me. Fisher Stevens, maybe.
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Quote from Dean
Jess: I'm gonna sit here as long as I like, and I'm gonna do whatever I like, and if you don't like it, then just ignore me and pay attention to your boyfriend.
Dean: Sorry, she can't. I'm not her boyfriend anymore.
Rory: What?
Dean: You know, I tried to ignore this. I really did, but I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
Rory: What are you talking about?
Dean: You don't wanna be with me, Rory.
Rory: Yes, I do.
Dean: Oh, please! You've been into him since he got to town, and I have spent weeks – months, actually – trying to convince myself that it wasn't true, that everything was fine between us. But now I know that I was an idiot. You're into him and he's into you, and Shane, who by the way, should be listening to this 'cause it's so damn obvious.
Rory: What's obvious? What did I do?
Dean: Everyone can see, Rory! Everyone. And I'm tired, but I'm over it, so go ahead, go. Be together. There's nothing standing in your way now, 'cause I'm out.
Quote from Luke
Lorelai: Have you seen Sookie and Jackson?
Luke: Nope.
Lorelai: I've looked everywhere for them.
Luke: Have you tried the insane asylum where everybody in this room is supposed to be?
Quote from Lorelai
Luke: What about that one?
Lorelai: Hm, no.
Luke: Why not?
Lorelai: Too pale.
Luke: So what?
Lorelai: Pale means sickly.
Luke: Or sunscreen.
Lorelai: Or Mad Cow Disease.
Luke: Pale does not mean Mad Cow Disease.
Lorelai: Have you ever had Mad Cow Disease?
Luke: Twice last week and my coloring was wonderful.