Dean Quote #62
Quote from Dean in They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?
Jess: I'm gonna sit here as long as I like, and I'm gonna do whatever I like, and if you don't like it, then just ignore me and pay attention to your boyfriend.
Dean: Sorry, she can't. I'm not her boyfriend anymore.
Rory: What?
Dean: You know, I tried to ignore this. I really did, but I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
Rory: What are you talking about?
Dean: You don't wanna be with me, Rory.
Rory: Yes, I do.
Dean: Oh, please! You've been into him since he got to town, and I have spent weeks – months, actually – trying to convince myself that it wasn't true, that everything was fine between us. But now I know that I was an idiot. You're into him and he's into you, and Shane, who by the way, should be listening to this 'cause it's so damn obvious.
Rory: What's obvious? What did I do?
Dean: Everyone can see, Rory! Everyone. And I'm tired, but I'm over it, so go ahead, go. Be together. There's nothing standing in your way now, 'cause I'm out.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Lorelai: Have you seen Sookie and Jackson?
Luke: Nope.
Lorelai: I've looked everywhere for them.
Luke: Have you tried the insane asylum where everybody in this room is supposed to be?
Quote from Lorelai
Luke: What about that one?
Lorelai: Hm, no.
Luke: Why not?
Lorelai: Too pale.
Luke: So what?
Lorelai: Pale means sickly.
Luke: Or sunscreen.
Lorelai: Or Mad Cow Disease.
Luke: Pale does not mean Mad Cow Disease.
Lorelai: Have you ever had Mad Cow Disease?
Luke: Twice last week and my coloring was wonderful.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Dean's a jerk. Yelling at you like that, breaking up in front of everybody... the guy's a total jerk.
Rory: No, he's not. He was right. Everything he said. All those things about you and me, all those things about me... lying to him, and messing with his head. He was right. Well, wasn't he? Fine, he was right about me, then. Now go away.
Jess: He was right... about... all of it.
Rory: So, what now?
Jess: You're definitely broken up with Dean?
Rory: Yeah, I'm definitely broken up with Dean.
Jess: Okay. I have to go take care of something, then.