Luke Quote #146
Quote from Luke in They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?
Luke: Yeah, I know, I just... I'm not really as anti-kid as I might have come off.
Lorelai: "Drop another sucker in"...
Luke: Okay, yes. I don't always have the patience for 'em. They tend to be a little squishy, and that freaks me out a little.
Lorelai: You don't have to want kids, Luke. Or like kids. It's not for everybody.
Luke: I know, but... although I'm quite happy going an entire day without having to deal with somebody else's bodily functions, if I ever happen to meet the right person... well, it would be a discussion.
Lorelai: A discussion.
Luke: Yes. Probably a short discussion, but still. Here, hold this. So what about you. You ever think about having another kid?
Lorelai: I don't know how much fun it would be without biology finals and headgear... but sure, if I ever happen to meet the right person, another kid might be nice.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
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Quote from Dean
Jess: I'm gonna sit here as long as I like, and I'm gonna do whatever I like, and if you don't like it, then just ignore me and pay attention to your boyfriend.
Dean: Sorry, she can't. I'm not her boyfriend anymore.
Rory: What?
Dean: You know, I tried to ignore this. I really did, but I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
Rory: What are you talking about?
Dean: You don't wanna be with me, Rory.
Rory: Yes, I do.
Dean: Oh, please! You've been into him since he got to town, and I have spent weeks – months, actually – trying to convince myself that it wasn't true, that everything was fine between us. But now I know that I was an idiot. You're into him and he's into you, and Shane, who by the way, should be listening to this 'cause it's so damn obvious.
Rory: What's obvious? What did I do?
Dean: Everyone can see, Rory! Everyone. And I'm tired, but I'm over it, so go ahead, go. Be together. There's nothing standing in your way now, 'cause I'm out.
Quote from Luke
Lorelai: Have you seen Sookie and Jackson?
Luke: Nope.
Lorelai: I've looked everywhere for them.
Luke: Have you tried the insane asylum where everybody in this room is supposed to be?
Quote from Lorelai
Luke: What about that one?
Lorelai: Hm, no.
Luke: Why not?
Lorelai: Too pale.
Luke: So what?
Lorelai: Pale means sickly.
Luke: Or sunscreen.
Lorelai: Or Mad Cow Disease.
Luke: Pale does not mean Mad Cow Disease.
Lorelai: Have you ever had Mad Cow Disease?
Luke: Twice last week and my coloring was wonderful.