Lorelai Quote #909
Quote from Lorelai in I Can't Get Started
Michel: All right, the piano movers will be here at 8:00 and the chairs will be set up at 9:00. All the rooms are made up and ready. I will be in at 10:00. Now, I am going home, unless you would like me to stay.
Lorelai: Actually, I would. Thanks.
Michel: No, I'm sorry. I think I said that wrong. I am going home now, unless you would like me to stay.
Lorelai: I would love you to stay. Thanks for offering.
Michel: Okay, see, once again, my English, not so good. One more time. I am going home now after working six hours longer than I usually work and performing tasks I despise and I'm ashamed of. And now I am going home to wash off the stench of this horrifying day that is, unless, for some unknown, godforsaken reason you need me to stay.
Lorelai: Well, actually-
Michel: Goodbye.
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Lorelai: Alternative songs? Good. Let's see. "Hey Jude"?
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Sookie: A sentimental favorite.
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Sookie: Oh, it makes you reexamine your priorities.
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Quote from Michel
Lorelai: Michel, how is the RSVP list coming?
Michel: Well, I must say this has been especially challenging for me. When you are talking about a wedding with up to 40 people all living within a five-mile radius, how can one person be expected to keep track of all of that?
Lorelai: Just an answer will do.
Michel: You know, it got a little hairy there for a moment. I almost needed a second sheet of paper.
Lorelai: I'm not going to let you annoy me out of making you handle it.
Michel: Oh, we'll see.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: You know what I just realized? "Oy" is the funniest word in the entire world.
Rory: Hmm.
Lorelai: I mean, think about it. You never hear the word "oy", and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
Emily: Oh, dear God.
Lorelai: "Poodle" is another funny word.
Emily: Please drink up, Lorelai.
Lorelai: In fact, if you put "oy" and "poodle" together in the same sentence you'd have a great new catchphrase. Like, "Oy with the poodles already". [Rory laughs] So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise we'll use our favorite new catchphrase: "Oy with the poodles already". I'm telling you, it's knocking "What you talking about, Willis?" out of first place.