Michel: All right, the piano movers will be here at 8:00 and the chairs will be set up at 9:00. All the rooms are made up and ready. I will be in at 10:00. Now, I am going home, unless you would like me to stay.
Lorelai: Actually, I would. Thanks.
Michel: No, I'm sorry. I think I said that wrong. I am going home now, unless you would like me to stay.
Lorelai: I would love you to stay. Thanks for offering.
Michel: Okay, see, once again, my English, not so good. One more time. I am going home now after working six hours longer than I usually work and performing tasks I despise and I'm ashamed of. And now I am going home to wash off the stench of this horrifying day that is, unless, for some unknown, godforsaken reason you need me to stay.
Lorelai: Well, actually-
Michel: Goodbye.