Emily Quote #178

Quote from Emily in Help Wanted

Emily: Isn't it wonderful, everyone showing up for your father?
Lorelai: Yeah, but don't you ever think about scaling back a little?
Emily: I scaled back a lot. I cut two appetizers, I canceled the champagne fountain and I reduced the catering staff to six servers, not counting the point man.
Lorelai: Well, you can't not have a point man, then what's the point?
Emily: If you make it look cheap, people think you're unsuccessful.
Lorelai: Absolutely right. Better to deprive them of oxygen so they don't have to think at all.
Emily: It is rather warm here, isn't it?

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 ‘Help Wanted’ Quotes

Quote from Emily

Emily: Your father is now the president and CEO of the Gilmore Group, an international insurance consulting firm.
Lorelai: Wow, that's great. So, um, what's the- Like how is- What's his job?
Emily: He's a consultant.
Lorelai: Meaning?
Emily: Your father is an international insurance consultant.
Lorelai: Yeah, yeah, but what exactly does that mean?
Emily: He consults on matters related to international insurance.
Lorelai: Wait. When Dad goes to his new office, he sits down, and he...
Emily: Consults with international clients on insurance matters.
Lorelai: I don't know why we're not opening for Rickles.

Quote from Kirk

Lorelai: Luke's is closed?
Rory: Luke's is never closed.
Lorelai: I know. Are you sure it's closed?
Kirk: Well, first I read the sign, then I tried the door in case it was some elaborate ruse.
Lorelai: Designed to keep only you out?
Kirk: There's precedent.

Quote from Lane

Rory: [on the phone] That's amazing.
Lane: I know.
Rory: But how are you going to do this?
Lane: I don't know.
Rory: How are you going to buy a drum set?
Lane: I don't know.
Rory: And even if you buy a drum set, where will you play it?
Lane: I don't know. I don't know any of this, but I will figure something out because I am Keith Moon! I am Neil Peart! I am Rick Allen, with and without the arm! Because I am rock 'n' roll, baby! I'll call you later.