Luke Quote #119
Quote from Luke in Dead Uncles and Vegetables
Luke: That ain't me, is it?
Lorelai: What are you talking about?
Luke: What Taylor said about me being like Louie: A loner, never being married and stuff? I mean, I've been getting crankier as I get older. He's not so far off.
Lorelai: You are not your uncle. I mean, would Louie ever build someone a huppah or help fix things around someone's house without being asked, or make a special coffee cake with balloons for a girI's 16th birthday?
Luke: Rory told you about that?
Lorelai: Yes. And would Louie have taken in his sister's kid without asking for anything in return?
Luke: No one would've trusted Louie with their kid. He probably would have forgotten to feed him or something.
Lorelai: You get my point.
Luke: Yeah, I get it.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Dead Uncles and Vegetables’ Quotes
Quote from Michel
Michel: Nine rooms for Luke from Luke's diner?
Lorelai: That's right.
Michel: French Fry convention?
Lorelai: No, just personal.
Michel: Milkshake symposium?
Lorelai: No, it's personal and I'm vouching for him.
Michel: Soda pop seminar?
Lorelai: Stop.
Michel: Pickle party?
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: We're running out of coffee.
Luke: I'll make some more.
Lorelai: No, I got it.
Luke: Do you know how?
Lorelai: Do I? I'm Cathy Coffee, mister, the bastard offspring of Mrs. Folger and Juan Valdez.
Quote from Michel
Michel: That fellow's on the phone from the restaurant.
Lorelai: Who?
Michel: The flannel man with the protruding ankles.
Lorelai: Oh, Luke.
Michel: I forgot his name from the desk to here. That's how memorable he is.