Kirk Quote #30
Quote from Kirk in Dead Uncles and Vegetables
Kirk: He kicked my dog when I was a kid.
Sy: He hit on my wife repeatedly.
Kirk: Toto was always different after that.
Sy: My wife was much affected as well.
Kirk: I'd toss her something to fetch. She'd run after it and then forget about it.
Sy: She stopped enjoying her soap operas.
Kirk: She'd just lie down and go to sleep.
Kirk: This is an exaggeration.
Burt: We're not exaggerating. We threw a big party when he left town.
Sy: I made love to my wife that night like I never have.
Kirk: My Toto barked a happy bark, then quietly stopped breathing. She was old.
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Lorelai: That's right.
Michel: French Fry convention?
Lorelai: No, just personal.
Michel: Milkshake symposium?
Lorelai: No, it's personal and I'm vouching for him.
Michel: Soda pop seminar?
Lorelai: Stop.
Michel: Pickle party?
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Luke: I'll make some more.
Lorelai: No, I got it.
Luke: Do you know how?
Lorelai: Do I? I'm Cathy Coffee, mister, the bastard offspring of Mrs. Folger and Juan Valdez.
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Michel: That fellow's on the phone from the restaurant.
Lorelai: Who?
Michel: The flannel man with the protruding ankles.
Lorelai: Oh, Luke.
Michel: I forgot his name from the desk to here. That's how memorable he is.