Lorelai Quote #756
Quote from Lorelai in It Should've Been Lorelai
Rory: [answers phone] Hello?
Lorelai: Hi, it's me. I'm still in the kitchen. I just wanted to tell you that Sherry asked me if both of you could go out tonight. She trapped me into saying I'd get you out of Friday dinner. I said she had to ask you, so you can get out of it. But it may be good to get this over with, 'cause it seems inevitable. If you're okay going with her, say, "Sorry, Leonard, I'll call you back."
Rory: Sorry, Leonard, we've got company. Call you back. Okay. Bye. [hangs up]
Lorelai: Okay, here's your drink. Who was that?
Christopher: That was Leonard.
Lorelai: Oh, did you tell him we have company?
Rory: Yeah.
Christopher: Who's Leonard?
Rory: Oh, just, a friend.
Christopher: A friend of yours or a friend of Lorelai's?
Lorelai: Mutual friend.
Rory: Yeah, it's pretty much equal.
Christopher: A mutual Leonard.
Lorelai: Yeah, we're constantly fighting over him.
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Quote from Lane
Lane: [on the phone] Listen, I don't have much time. I've already used up my five minutes of phone time but I had to talk to you. There's a new Belle and Sebastian single coming out today.
Rory: I know.
Lane: I have to have it.
Rory: Okay. Well,
Lane: No, I have to have it.
Rory: I don't know if I have time to pick it up.
Lane: What? Rory, do you want to hear how I used up my phone time today? Talking to Amazon.com, trying to get them to overnight it to me in a plain package referencing something Korean and religious.
Rory: Wouldn't do it, huh?
Lane: I think they notified the government.
Rory: Can't you just wait for your grounding to be over?
Lane: Hey, I am a fanatic audiophile. And that comes with responsibilities that a grounding doesn't alter. I have to have this single and you have to figure out how to get it to me.
Quote from Lane
Rory: [on the phone] So I guess you're still grounded over that whole Henry thing?
Lane: Are you kidding? The mother of all groundings. Mom's done everything but slap a Dr. Dre ankle bracelet on me. I'm not even going to school.
Rory: Isn't it illegal to keep a kid out of school?
Lane: Well, she talked my teachers into me being home-schooled for two weeks. I believe the words "highly contagious" were bandied about. I get five minutes a day of outside phone time, but unlimited time to call the Psalm-A-Day Line. A big rip-off because Psalm 79 has been on there for three days. That's not in keeping with what their name implies which is a new Psalm per day, every day, not the same tired one from the previous days.
Rory: I've never heard anyone get so riled up about psalms before.
Lane: My world has become very small.
Quote from Luke
Lorelai: This morning has been Twilight Zone-y.
Luke: Or Outer Limits-y.
Lorelai: What?
Luke: Great show, just as eerie, same era but no one ever references it.
Lorelai: I'm sorry, I don't speak geek.