Lorelai Quote #726
Quote from Lorelai in Richard in Stars Hollow
Richard: Is your jacket in the back?
Lorelai: My jacket?
Richard: Your work jacket.
Lorelai: I don't have a work jacket.
Richard: That's your working outfit?
Lorelai: Yeah.
Richard: And your boss doesn't mind?
Lorelai: Oh, well, considering my boss is me, no, she doesn't. I mean, she did at first, but then I bought her a cup of coffee, I realized all the hostility she was expressing toward me was just jealousy. We've been best friends ever since. Just take a seat, Dad. [to Michel] Will you get me an extra bottle of champagne and smack me over the head with it?
Michel: Absolutely.
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‘Richard in Stars Hollow’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: How about a triple feature? Three Days of the Condor, The Show, and The Jerk.
Rory: Hmm. The Show is, like, 9.5 hours.
Lorelai: But The Jerk is short.
Rory: Hmm.
Lorelai: The three faces of Costner: Bull Durham, Dances with Wolves, The Postman. Tom Petty playing Tom Petty, that great big speech about: "Once upon a time, there was a thing called mail. It'll make you laugh, cry, or mail something."
Rory: Ooh, we could do a Ruth Gordon film festival. Harold and Maude, Rosemary's Baby, and that really great episode of Taxi.
Lorelai: Got it. The worst film festival ever: Cool as Ice, Hudson Hawk, and Electric Boogaloo.
Rory: Sold.
Lorelai: I'll get the Hawk.
Rory: I'll get the Boogaloo.
Quote from Richard
Richard: You didn't order any grapefruit.
Lorelai: Yeah, I don't really like grapefruit.
Richard: Hmm. I always start my breakfast with half a grapefruit.
Lorelai: Do the Florida people know about you? Because Anita Bryant left this huge gap that has yet to be filled.
Richard: It's important to start the day off correctly, Lorelai. A grapefruit is brain food. It has vitamin C and folic acid, and it helps with your digestion. It really is a terrific fruit.
Lorelai: I feel like you're about to break into song.
Richard: I'm serious about this, Lorelai.
Lorelai: I know you are, but I still don't like grapefruit.
Richard: Well, there are many things in life that we don't like but their benefits far outweigh the temporary discomforts we have to endure.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Because she wants to go to Harvard.
Richard: Well, that's ridiculous. Who's going to help her get into Harvard?
Lorelai: Reese Witherspoon.