Lorelai Quote #656

Quote from Lorelai in Run Away, Little Boy

Lorelai: I think you should tell him.
Rory: Of course. I have to.
Lorelai: Then, at the play, right as Tristin enters to find you dead and pulls out the vial of poison to kill himself, Dean can leap from the audience and rip his head off adding a level of reality few productions have seen before. You'll get an 'A,' the Actors Studio will go nuts you'll have James Lipton asking you what your favorite swear word is. It's a great plan.
Rory: You, not helping.
Lorelai: To prevent a homicide? Yes, I am.

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 ‘Run Away, Little Boy’ Quotes

Quote from Lane

Rory: [on the phone] She's letting you go? That's amazing. What changed her mind?
Lane: I let her watch Romeo and Juliet movie with Leo and Claire Danes.
Rory: Really? I would have thought she hated it.
Lane: Oh, she did. But trust my mom to turn one of the world's great love stories into a cautionary tale of what happens when children disobey their parents.

Quote from Lorelai

Rory: So how'd it go?
Lorelai: We talked about the things we had in common, and then the salad came.
Rory: Not a soul mate?
Lorelai: He's never seen Ab Fab. Plus, he's outdoorsy. Remember that Meryl Streep movie where she and her family take a rafting trip and then psycho Kevin Bacon forces them to take him down the river? That's his dream vacation, minus Kevin Bacon.
Rory: Wow.
Lorelai: Whereas mine is Kevin Bacon, minus the river.

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