Lorelai: I think you should tell him.
Rory: Of course. I have to.
Lorelai: Then, at the play, right as Tristin enters to find you dead and pulls out the vial of poison to kill himself, Dean can leap from the audience and rip his head off adding a level of reality few productions have seen before. You'll get an 'A,' the Actors Studio will go nuts you'll have James Lipton asking you what your favorite swear word is. It's a great plan.
Rory: You, not helping.
Lorelai: To prevent a homicide? Yes, I am.