Lorelai Quote #650

Quote from Lorelai in Run Away, Little Boy

Lorelai: [on the phone] Aunt Bobbie, hi. It's Lorelai, Richard and Emily's girl. I'm the one with... Yeah, that's right. Wow, you don't hear the word 'wedlock' much anymore.
Rory: I'm home.
Lorelai: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Really? The Bible said all that, huh? Did it mention me by name? I mean, okay, I'm just kidding. So, uh, judging by your Billy Graham impression, I am guessing you didn't send me an ice cream maker so maybe you could just give me Aunt Clarissa's phone number? No, I hadn't heard. That's terrible. Uh-huh. Oh, then I guess she had it coming, didn't she? Hey, listen, I'd love to chat about who else in the family is currently or soon to be headed for Hell, but I've got to run, so I promise to call in the next 20 years, okay? Bye-bye. [hangs up] How scary is it my parents are turning out to be the normal ones in the family?


 ‘Run Away, Little Boy’ Quotes

Quote from Lane

Rory: [on the phone] She's letting you go? That's amazing. What changed her mind?
Lane: I let her watch Romeo and Juliet movie with Leo and Claire Danes.
Rory: Really? I would have thought she hated it.
Lane: Oh, she did. But trust my mom to turn one of the world's great love stories into a cautionary tale of what happens when children disobey their parents.

Quote from Lorelai

Rory: So how'd it go?
Lorelai: We talked about the things we had in common, and then the salad came.
Rory: Not a soul mate?
Lorelai: He's never seen Ab Fab. Plus, he's outdoorsy. Remember that Meryl Streep movie where she and her family take a rafting trip and then psycho Kevin Bacon forces them to take him down the river? That's his dream vacation, minus Kevin Bacon.
Rory: Wow.
Lorelai: Whereas mine is Kevin Bacon, minus the river.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: Okay, I couldn't make up my mind so I got The Shining and Bringing Up Baby. Now, I know you're thinking: "One's a movie about a homicidal parent, and the other one's..."