Lorelai: [on the phone] Aunt Bobbie, hi. It's Lorelai, Richard and Emily's girl. I'm the one with... Yeah, that's right. Wow, you don't hear the word 'wedlock' much anymore.
Rory: I'm home.
Lorelai: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Really? The Bible said all that, huh? Did it mention me by name? I mean, okay, I'm just kidding. So, uh, judging by your Billy Graham impression, I am guessing you didn't send me an ice cream maker so maybe you could just give me Aunt Clarissa's phone number? No, I hadn't heard. That's terrible. Uh-huh. Oh, then I guess she had it coming, didn't she? Hey, listen, I'd love to chat about who else in the family is currently or soon to be headed for Hell, but I've got to run, so I promise to call in the next 20 years, okay? Bye-bye. [hangs up] How scary is it my parents are turning out to be the normal ones in the family?