Lorelai Quote #623

Quote from Lorelai in The Ins and Outs of Inns

Lorelai: Dad's in Akron.
Emily: Yes. The amenities are atrociously lacking. He had to eat at a coffee shop last night. The whole thing's insulting. He's miserable.
Rory: I hate that he's miserable.
Emily: So do I. We really ought to do something.
Rory: Yes, I agree.
Lorelai: Warning, warning.
Emily: I'm glad to hear you say that, Rory, because I thought of a wonderful way to cheer him up.
Rory: Cool. What?
Lorelai: Danger, Will Robinson, danger!

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 ‘The Ins and Outs of Inns’ Quotes

Quote from Sookie

Lorelai: Oh, my God.
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: It's the title search for the Rachel property. And guess who owns it?
Sookie: Tell me it's not that bastard Donald Trump.

Quote from Lorelai

Luke: It just means you're a single business entity. You'll both be officers and shareholders and you'll get to make up a name for your company.
Lorelai: Oh, I'm terrible at coming up with names. When we first bought our house, Rory and I wanted to name it. You know, like Jefferson named his place Monticello but we could only come up with "The Crap Shack".
Luke: Nice.

Quote from Emily

Lorelai: New cook?
Emily: Yes, Marisella. She's introduced us to some wonderful dishes so charmingly specific to her native country.
Lorelai: What country is she from?
Emily: One of those little ones next to Mexico.
Lorelai: How charmingly specific.