Lorelai Quote #626

Quote from Lorelai in The Ins and Outs of Inns

Lorelai: So, who taught you about all this business stuff? Your dad?
Luke: Please. My dad didn't even have a checking account till I finally got taller than he was. He bought this land with cash from working construction, built this place himself. Didn't have a bookkeeper, an accountant, or anything.
Lorelai: Wow. So you had no one showing you the ropes.
Luke: No, I figured I had to dive in on my own, fail if that's my destiny and forget what the experts say.
Lorelai: That is exactly my philosophy. Exactly. Except I'm not on my own, I'm diving in with Sookie. And failure is not even a choice of destinies. And I'm consulting any expert who will listen to me. Otherwise, it's identical.
Luke: I should be getting going. You gonna write this meal off?
Lorelai: Why?
Luke: We talked business. You gotta be thinking about these things.
Lorelai: No, I mean, "Why? I'm not paying for it." [Luke sighs] Exactly.

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 ‘The Ins and Outs of Inns’ Quotes

Quote from Sookie

Lorelai: Oh, my God.
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: It's the title search for the Rachel property. And guess who owns it?
Sookie: Tell me it's not that bastard Donald Trump.

Quote from Lorelai

Luke: It just means you're a single business entity. You'll both be officers and shareholders and you'll get to make up a name for your company.
Lorelai: Oh, I'm terrible at coming up with names. When we first bought our house, Rory and I wanted to name it. You know, like Jefferson named his place Monticello but we could only come up with "The Crap Shack".
Luke: Nice.

Quote from Emily

Lorelai: New cook?
Emily: Yes, Marisella. She's introduced us to some wonderful dishes so charmingly specific to her native country.
Lorelai: What country is she from?
Emily: One of those little ones next to Mexico.
Lorelai: How charmingly specific.