Rory Quote #713
Rory: [bad British accent] Hello, governor. Chips?
Logan: I'm sorry. I was looking for my girlfriend.
Rory: Oh, I'm sorry, mate. No girlfriends here. Just us birds and blokes taking the piss out of each other.
Logan: Your accent is terrible, by the way.
Rory: Just go with it, you geezer.
Logan:
Now we have heard that you're about to fly away to old Blighty, and word 'round the pub has it you're not 'appy about it.
Logan: Well, I'm leaving a couple people I'm pretty fond of and some people I'm a little afraid of, but all in all...
Rory: Well, we're just going to have to change your mind, because London, you see, is a place of fun and musical excitement, the Queen, Hello! Magazine.
Logan: You're gonna break into a chorus of "Chim Chim Cher-ee" any minute, aren you?
Rory: Shush, now. None of that talk. Because tomorrow, brilliant things will happen. A new life, a new adventure. You like adventure, don't you, mate? Well, London is certainly the place for that, and we, frankly, would not be the fine chaps we claim to be if we did not send you off in a proper way with the bash of a lifetime! Come on. Someone get this chap a pint. See, if you can't be happy, at least you can be drunk.
Logan: Kiss me, Mary Poppins.
Rory: I thought it was more Gwyneth Paltrow, Shakespeare in Love. Kiss me.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Partings’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: What's this?
Richard: Don't touch that!
Rory: He slapped my hand earlier.
Emily: It is top secret.
Lorelai: Oh, my God. It's the weapons of mass destruction. Quick, get the president on the phone.
Richard: Lorelai.
Lorelai: If he's not in the oval office, try the ice-cream room.
Quote from Miss Patty
Miss Patty: Well, uh, I-I don't know. You know, half the time people speak to me, I'm thinking about Baryshnikov. Did you see Turning Point?
Luke: No.
Miss Patty: Oh, that man was so beautiful.
Luke: Yeah, I'm sure.
Miss Patty: Pure sex walking. Flying, actually. That man could fly. Have you ever thought of taking dance?
Luke: Me? No.
Miss Patty: Well, maybe you might want to think about it. There's nothing sexier than a man in tights.
Luke: Yeah, I'm sure that's true.
Luke: Look, can you just tell Lorelai I came by?
Miss Patty: Oh, of course I will, honey.
Luke: Thanks. Stop imagining me in tights, Patty.
Miss Patty: It's a free country, honey.
Quote from Kirk
Kirk: I have a theory, Taylor.
Taylor Doose: Let's hear it.
Kirk: Our usual town troubadour, he was discovered last week on these very streets.
Taylor Doose: Discovered?
Kirk: Some big-time music manager was limo-ing through town, and he caught one of the troubadour's songs, gave him an opening slot on Neil Young's tour.
Taylor Doose: Who's Neil Young?
Kirk: One of the Monkees. Anyway, I'm guessing when word hit the east coast troubadour community, every one of them thought to come to Stars Hollow for their shot at the big time.
Taylor Doose: There's an east coast troubadour community?
Kirk: Oh, yes, our wandering musical storytellers. It's an honored American tradition going back to the puritans. Gierke Schoonhoven delighted his fellow pilgrims with his timely songs. His most popular was "A Beaver Ate my Thumb." It was quite catchy. I wonder if Neil still does "Last Train to Clarksville." I love that song.