Kirk Quote #168
Quote from Kirk in Jews and Chinese Food
Kirk: It pulls too easily and the wheel doesn't wobble.
Luke: So what?
Kirk: Well, it's too good. You built me a twenty-first century dairy cart.
Luke: There's no such thing as a twenty-first century dairy cart.
Kirk: Exactly. Look, Tevye's a poor man. I mean, you've heard the song.
Luke: Yes, I've heard the song, Kirk.
Kirk: Okay, so he's poor. He's tired. He's suffering, and his horse is lame. His life is hard, so pulling this cart should be hard.
Luke: You're an actor. Pretend it's hard.
Kirk: I'm not that kind of actor. For my type of work, it has to be legitimately hard. [Luke kicks the cart]
Luke: There you go. Remember to thank me in your acceptance speech.
Kirk: Thank you, Luke. Hey, this is impossible!
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Jews and Chinese Food’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: Hey, do you think Grandpa knew about it?
Lorelai: About Christopher coming?
Rory: Do you think he planned it with Grandma?
Lorelai: Look how panicked you are. No, honey, honestly, the whole thing reeks of Emily. I mean, not that I think he would have discouraged it, but I'm pretty sure she's the one who poisoned the apple and gave it to Dopey to bring to the party.
Quote from Michel
Sookie: [answers phone] Hello?
Michel: I heard a noise in the kitchen.
Sookie: What kind of noise?
Michel: A "bam", or a "clang". Possibly a "crash". It might have a "wham" or a "kapow".
Sookie: Well, did you go check it out?
Michel: Excuse me, I'm extremely busy. Someone here has to work, I mean, the two of you just run off to do your little decorating project and you leave me here alone.
Sookie: Michel! Did you actually hear a noise?
Michel: Of course I heard a noise. It was a "thwap" or a "vroom".
Quote from Michel
Sookie: [answers phone] What, Michel?
Michel: I'm smelling something very funny coming from the kitchen. Could be a pungent cheese, could be arson. Should I call the firemen to come, or should I just fetch some crackers?