Quote from Kirk in Jews and Chinese Food
Kirk: It pulls too easily and the wheel doesn't wobble. Luke: So what? Kirk: Well, it's too good. You built me a twenty-first century dairy cart. Luke: There's no such thing as a twenty-first century dairy cart. Kirk: Exactly. Look, Tevye's a poor man. I mean, you've heard the song. Luke: Yes, I've heard the song, Kirk. Kirk: Okay, so he's poor. He's tired. He's suffering, and his horse is lame. His life is hard, so pulling this cart should be hard. Luke: You're an actor. Pretend it's hard. Kirk: I'm not that kind of actor. For my type of work, it has to be legitimately hard. [Luke kicks the cart] Luke: There you go. Remember to thank me in your acceptance speech. Kirk: Thank you, Luke. Hey, this is impossible!