Emily Quote #89
Quote from Emily in The Third Lorelai
Lorelai: [on the phone] You need a Christmas present back?
Emily: Temporarily.
Lorelai: Why, Mom?
Emily: Because Richard's mother gave it to us, and she'll notice if it's not there.
Lorelai: You gave me a used present?
Emily: No, we never used it.
Lorelai: I can't believe it.
Emily: You'll get it back.
Lorelai: You gave me a secondhand present, like something you got at the junk store.
Emily: You're being a little dramatic. It was still in the crate.
Lorelai: Huh. You actually went, "What should I get Lorelai this year? You know what? I can't be bothered. Let's give her something we don't want."
Emily: You're not funny.
Lorelai: What would Miss Manners say to this?
Emily: If she met your grandma, she'd understand.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘The Third Lorelai’ Quotes
Quote from Paris
Paris: I don't know what to wear.
Rory: Ever?
Paris: On my date with Tristin. I'm not a trendy girl, okay? I don't haunt the boutiques hoping to find that one fabulous little top. I study, I think about studying, then I study some more.
Rory: Wanna come in?
Paris: I only have one lipstick at home and it's barely even a color. You put it on and it looks like you're not wearing anything, which is why I liked it in the first place. But to date, you need the fabulous little top and a lipstick you can actually tell you're wearing.
Quote from Emily
Emily: Well, this is just ridiculous. Three intelligent women sitting here in complete silence. There must be something we can talk about. Do you know that every night at dinner the Kennedy clan would sit around the table having lively debates about everything under the sun? They would quiz each other about current events historical facts, and intellectual trivia. Now, the Gilmore clan is just as smart and worldly as the Kennedys. So, come on, somebody say something.
Lorelai: Do you know that a butt model makes $10,000 a day?
Emily: Camelot is truly dead.
Quote from Lorelai
Emily: You were on the phone.
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Richard: Lorelai.
Lorelai: So, God is a woman.
Richard: Lorelai.
Lorelai: And a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.
Richard: Make her stop.
Rory: Oh, that I could.