Lorelai: [on the phone] You need a Christmas present back?
Emily: Temporarily.
Lorelai: Why, Mom?
Emily: Because Richard's mother gave it to us, and she'll notice if it's not there.
Lorelai: You gave me a used present?
Emily: No, we never used it.
Lorelai: I can't believe it.
Emily: You'll get it back.
Lorelai: You gave me a secondhand present, like something you got at the junk store.
Emily: You're being a little dramatic. It was still in the crate.
Lorelai: Huh. You actually went, "What should I get Lorelai this year? You know what? I can't be bothered. Let's give her something we don't want."
Emily: You're not funny.
Lorelai: What would Miss Manners say to this?
Emily: If she met your grandma, she'd understand.