Lorelai Quote #330
Quote from Lorelai in Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers
Lorelai: Do you know how much Emily Gilmore will not care about your anniversary?
Rory: I was thinking you could talk to her.
Lorelai: If there was a runoff between what Emily Gilmore would care about less: A two-for-one toilet paper sale or your anniversary your anniversary would win. Hands down.
Rory: So you're not even going to try to help me?
Lorelai: No, I'm gonna try because I care. Emily Gilmore, however...
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Lorelai: I don't know what's wrong with me. This is a beautiful festival. People should be enjoying it.
Luke: It's a crazy festival based on a nutty myth about two lunatics who in all probability did not even exist. Even if they did, they probably dropped dead of diphtheria before age 24. The town of Stars Hollow probably got its name from the local dance hall prostitute. Two rich drunk guys who made up the story to make it look good on a poster.
Lorelai: You're full of hate and loathing, and I got to tell you I love it.
Luke: Oh, it's good to have someone to share this hate with.
Quote from Paris
Tristin: Ah, to be young and in love.
Paris: What a shame Elizabeth Barrett Browning wasn't here to see this. She'd put her head through a wall.
Quote from Rory
Dean: So, what book did you bring?
Rory: What?
Dean: Come on. You always bring a book, and I was just wondering what's the three-month anniversary book?
Rory: Actually, I brought The New Yorker.
Dean: A magazine, really?
Rory: It's the fiction issue.