Quote from Lorelai in Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers
Lorelai: Do you know how much Emily Gilmore will not care about your anniversary? Rory: I was thinking you could talk to her. Lorelai: If there was a runoff between what Emily Gilmore would care about less: A two-for-one toilet paper sale or your anniversary your anniversary would win. Hands down. Rory: So you're not even going to try to help me? Lorelai: No, I'm gonna try because I care. Emily Gilmore, however...