Lorelai Quote #331

Quote from Lorelai in Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers

Lorelai: [chuckles]
Rory: What?
Lorelai: Nothing. It's just "Oh, hey, Mom, Rory and Dean are having their three-month anniversary on Friday." [imitates Emily] "Really, Lorelai? Why, that's wonderful. I'm thrilled."
Rory: Stop.
Lorelai: "Three months. Well, whoo-hoo. Hold on. I'm going to cartwheel."
Rory: Forget it.
Lorelai: Oh, no way. She's telling my dad now. I think they're cabbage patching.
Rory: That's it. Find your own pan.

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 ‘Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers’ Quotes

Quote from Luke

Lorelai: I don't know what's wrong with me. This is a beautiful festival. People should be enjoying it.
Luke: It's a crazy festival based on a nutty myth about two lunatics who in all probability did not even exist. Even if they did, they probably dropped dead of diphtheria before age 24. The town of Stars Hollow probably got its name from the local dance hall prostitute. Two rich drunk guys who made up the story to make it look good on a poster.
Lorelai: You're full of hate and loathing, and I got to tell you I love it.
Luke: Oh, it's good to have someone to share this hate with.

Quote from Paris

Tristin: Ah, to be young and in love.
Paris: What a shame Elizabeth Barrett Browning wasn't here to see this. She'd put her head through a wall.

Quote from Rory

Dean: So, what book did you bring?
Rory: What?
Dean: Come on. You always bring a book, and I was just wondering what's the three-month anniversary book?
Rory: Actually, I brought The New Yorker.
Dean: A magazine, really?
Rory: It's the fiction issue.