Lorelai: [chuckles]
Rory: What?
Lorelai: Nothing. It's just "Oh, hey, Mom, Rory and Dean are having their three-month anniversary on Friday." [imitates Emily] "Really, Lorelai? Why, that's wonderful. I'm thrilled."
Rory: Stop.
Lorelai: "Three months. Well, whoo-hoo. Hold on. I'm going to cartwheel."
Rory: Forget it.
Lorelai: Oh, no way. She's telling my dad now. I think they're cabbage patching.
Rory: That's it. Find your own pan.