Lorelai Quote #311
Quote from Lorelai in Christopher Returns
Lorelai: I hate President Bush.
Straub: What?
Emily: Lorelai.
Christopher: Oh, boy.
Lorelai: He's stupid. And his face is too tiny for his head. And I just wanna toss him out.
Straub: That is the leader of our country, young lady.
Richard: Ignore her.
Francine: "His face is too tiny for his head", what kind of a thing is that to say?
Straub: I see your daughter's just as out of control as ever, Richard.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Christopher Returns’ Quotes
Quote from Richard
Lorelai: Mom, neither of these two have any musical talent.
Christopher: Hey, I play guitar. The opening lick to Smoke On The Water. And I've mastered the opening lick to Jumpin' Jack Flash.
Richard: I'm a Chuck Berry man myself. [Lorelai snorts] Something wrong?
Lorelai: I would never have guessed that last sentence would ever come out of your mouth.
Richard: And why not?
Lorelai: Chuck Berry?
Richard: Yes, Chuck Berry. He was all the rage when I was in school.
Lorelai: So we're talking pre "My Ding-A-Ling"?
Richard: I believe I am.
Quote from Lorelai
Sookie: You, get in here and tell me about the happenings at home.
Lorelai: I assume you mean, '"Dd we get our toaster fixed?" And no, it's been cold Pop-Tarts for a week. It's like a damn Dickens' novel.
Quote from Lorelai
Christopher: She has a Dean?
Lorelai: She has a Dean.
Christopher: How did this happen?
Lorelai: Well, a single-celled organism crawled out of the primordial ooze and that pretty much led to Dean.
Christopher: [sighs] I need a beer.