Rory Quote #484

Quote from Rory in Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels

Rory: I am starving.
Lorelai: What? The possibly beef and some sort of cream sauce did nothing to curb your appetite?
Rory: Do you want to start with burgers or do a cart-to-cart attack?
Lorelai: Well, there's two of us. I think we can accomplish both goals.
Rory: I'm going to get the burgers, you hit the carts.
Lorelai: I'll meet you by the bonfire.

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Quote from Lorelai

Rory: I think we're late.
Lorelai: We're not late.
Rory: Well, Grandma said dinner starts at six.
Lorelai: Yeah, well that means seven.
Rory: In what universe?
Lorelai: They invite you at six knowing you won't be here until seven so dinner won't start until eight. Actually we're early.

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Lane: Hey, did somebody sit on me just now?
Lorelai: No, why?
Lane: My hip hurts.
Lorelai: Oh, getting old. [looks at the open oven] Hey, did anyone ever think that maybe Sylvia Plath wasn't crazy, she was just cold?

Quote from Jess

Luke: Jess, we have to do something about this.
Jess: Like what?
Luke: I don't know. We have to say something.
Jess: Like what?
Luke: He's a grown man with an Etch-A-Sketch!
Jess: So shake him real hard. Maybe he'll disappear.