Lorelai Quote #288
Quote from Lorelai in That Damn Donna Reed
Rory: What?
Lorelai: Okay, well, you're 16, you have a whole house to yourself for the evening. I expect you're gonna have your boyfriend over. But what is with the apron?
Rory: It's a long story.
Lorelai: Did it involve a sharp blow to the head?
Rory: I gotta go check on Apricot.
Lorelai: [gasps] Oh, my God. I just saw the pearls.
Rory: I'm going in now.
Lorelai: Yeah, I'm going inside, too, because I have to write down how I'm gonna torture you about that outfit.
Rory: Good night.
Lorelai: Could I just get a picture though? Because visual aids would really help. Oh, oh, the shoes. I'm dying. [squeals]
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘That Damn Donna Reed’ Quotes
Quote from Lane
Lane: Okay, let's have a look. Okay, we have classic rock, progressive rock, pretty-boy rock...
Rory: Excuse me?
Lane: Bon Jovi, Duran Duran, The Wallflowers, Bush...
Rory: Got it. Next?
Lane: Uh, punk, new wave, German metal bands... Broadway soundtracks.
Rory: Interesting filing system.
Lane: Anything yet?
Rory: Nope, sorry.
Lane: Okay. Well, over there, we have jazz, jazz vocals, classical, country rockabilly, Sinatra: The Capitol Years. Oh, wait. The miscellaneous section.
Rory: Hey, that sounds right. William Shatner? Is this the one where he sings "Tambourine Man"?
Lane: And "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds".
Rory: Remind me to get this for my mom for her birthday.
Quote from Dean
Dean: What are we watching?
Lorelai: The incomparable Donna Reed Show.
Rory: What's in there?
Dean: A salad.
Rory: Salad?
Dean: Yeah, it's a quaint dish sometimes used to precede large quantities of pizza. [Lorelai and Rory give Dean a puzzled look] It's for me.
Rory: Clearly.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Kick-ass wine.
Emily: How poetic.
Lorelai: It's got a nice smell. Earthy, vibrant. You can taste the Italian's feet.
Richard: Well, it's a Bordeaux. It's French.
Lorelai: Hmm. What's an Italian's foot doing in a French wine?